'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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