some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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