Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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