Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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