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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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