That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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