Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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