hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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