So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.