i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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