Ambien. No doubt about it.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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