Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dick very happy bro
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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