I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize