i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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