At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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