think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
