and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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