I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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