I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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