I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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