absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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