I don't think brook has ever known best
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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