Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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