Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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