Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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