Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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