She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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