Sponge bath it is.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
