the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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