Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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