how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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