you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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