yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
