We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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