Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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