so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
