Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
