Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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