And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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