Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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