And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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