Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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