I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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