dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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