His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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