super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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