I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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