Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She's the barista slut.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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