: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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