he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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