I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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