it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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