Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
